[ Post Your Own Worst Pick Up Line ]

Posted by: Nightmarre

Boy, I'd like to taste those cupcakes.

Posted by: zoe

Did it hurt when you fell what are you talking about you're an agel and fell from heaven

Posted by: Koalabear

Guy asks: Wanna have dinner and sex tonight? I said: Um....NO! Guy says: Ok, we can skip dinner.

Posted by: Lilith

"Foxy lady where have you been all my life?"

Posted by: Rheann

I'd like to pour barbeque sauce all over your body and work your arse like a rib baby!

Posted by: Rheann

I recently discovered that marshmallow creme is impossible to lick off...want me to show you?

Posted by: Rheann

Hey baby, won't you give me some of that..i know you've got it on you i can smell it!

Posted by: wejo

actually happened. Some douche came up to me in a bar sat down without asking and proceded to tell me that he had been in prison 2 times, he lived with his MOM and then said, " I like those earrings my Mom has some just like that."

Posted by: JessicaAlba

Nice legs.....What time do they open?

Posted by: CoolCyndi

Do you like kids? I'm looking for baby mama #6!

Posted by: CoolCyndi

I have five children, do you wanna be baby mama number 6...NOT KIDDING

Posted by: mikymouse

The girl was as beautiful as a shining star in space

Posted by: Eileen

Your body is a canvas and my hand is a paintbrush, what do you want me to paint?

Posted by: lzrdkwn

wanna get a pizza and f*ck? (when girl gets pissed off) what? You don't like pizza?

Posted by: keshiah

does thatsmile come with your number

Posted by: MegMel

If I was a squirrel and you were a tree, would you let me bust a nut in your hole? - This was actually used on me.

Posted by: karilynne

Its cold outside. Want to get in my car and get wormed up? (my man said that the first time we met...lol...a whole)

Posted by: kkgurlfrien

Are u a car... cause i would like to rid you all night (this was actually said 2 me)

Posted by: cyberfreak

Was your Dad a baker? Cause you have nice buns!

Posted by: sweetcyn

Are you a true blonde? Prove it.

Posted by: LMG

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

Posted by: LMG

I Know they say milk does the body good, but damn girl how much did you drink!

Posted by: LMG

Do your legs hurt? Because you have been running through my mind ALL day.

Posted by: LMG

Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eye's.

Posted by: BunnyBaby

[Halloween in a hearse for a haunted house, dressed as a dead maid] "You and me in a car together and you're dead...what could be more perfect?"

Posted by: toxicbarbie

Trust me

Posted by: LisaH

Guy: Do you lay on your stomach? Me: Sometimes Guy: Can I?

Posted by: stormxmoon

I hope you never get mauled in the face by a bear, coz i think you're cute

Posted by: laceyrenea

Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: what? Guy: When you fell from heaven?

Posted by: GinaMarie

I see stars in your eyes.Can I make a wish?

Posted by: angelsara

You are serving some guy beer and you check their ID: Guy: Yeah sure here you go...oh yeah I forgot to have them put my number on it so your gonna have to ask me for it.

Posted by: LadyNoLuck

"I'll teach you how to be a real good kisser. All you have to do is make out with me."

Posted by: lollypop

IS THAT A MIRROR IN YOUR PANTS CAUSE I CAN SEE MYSELF IN THEM!

Posted by: afsahneh

"I'm an army student at Fort Gordon."

Posted by: GinaMarie

I've got a car seat with your name on it.

Posted by: GinaMarie

Do you know Karate? cause yo' body is Kickin.

Posted by: GinaMarie

I'll be the titanic, you be the iceberg and I'll go down on you.

Posted by: GinaMarie

I recognize you from somewhere. Oh, that's right. You look like my NEXT girlfriend.

Posted by: Becca

Do you have a library card. Cause I'm checking you out.

Posted by: Becca

You dropped something. My jaw.

Posted by: Becca

I have a mouthful of Skittles. Want to taste the rainbow?

Posted by: peachy

it won't suck itself....oh yea was just told that the other day,,geezzzzzzz

Posted by: AngelSara

It's like an angel fell from heaven. (my ex used this on another chick while we were together)

Posted by: Mehrcade

this is gonna sound stupid.. but your eyes are so beautiful I thought they were fake

Posted by: Mehrcade

I had a dream about you...

Posted by: Mehrcade

I used to go to High Scool with you.. remember me? We should hook up...

Posted by: Mehrcade

Guy: Are you Thirsty Girl: Do I look thirsty? Guy: Well you are making me sweat...

Posted by: adorabelle

This actually happened *dropped sugar packet* guy: excuse me miss you dropped your name tag

Posted by: kristenwells

You know black is my favorite color, but your wearing a red bra. If you wanna keep talking your gonna have to take that off.

Posted by: LoveYou

Somebody call the cops because it has to be illegal to look THAT good!