If your fine ass could talk, it would give me your number. Someone actually said this to my friend today on twitter LOL
Girl, are you Jamaican? ….. cause you’re Ja making me CRAZY!
Did you just pickup a filthy habit? Because you are smoking!
If you were an apple, you’d be a delicious.
Are you Google? Because you are everything I’m searching for.
Ooh girl, are you an advanced calculus test? Because I’m going to cheat on you.
You can call me Fred Flinstone because you can make my bed rock.
I heard you like water. That’s good because it means you already like 70% of me.
Would you like to dance? “Yes I would” Well get to it then so I can chat to your friend!! — @carnage31
“My dad invented the frozen burrito” — @kellieo79
Do you wash your clothes with Windex, cause I can see myself in your pants.
Nice shirt. It would look even better crumpled up on my floor.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together.
This is a classic pickup line. I still can’t believe some dumb ass men actually use these things. LOL Haven’t I seen you somewhere before, like in my dreams?
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? (girls says why?) so I’ll know what kind of pancakes to make you for breakfast.
Do your legs hurt? (asks why) Because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
Do you know how much a polar bear weights? (no?) Enough to break the ice.
Your parents must be aliens because you are out of this world.
Nice legs. When do they open?
Was your daddy a thief? Because she stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes.
Someone call the cops because this gal just stole my heart.