There are bad blind dates and then there are these ….

We’ve all heard that blind dates are a bad idea, but for these people … well, let’s just say things went from bad to worse.

That awkward moment when your blind date is your ex-boyfriend from your freshman year in high school

  • My friend took me on a blind date last night, my date ended up being my cousin.
  • I had a blind date the other night so we decided to go to a park. When we sat down on the bench a condom fell out of his pocket and he told me that he picked up the strong pants from the dry cleaner. I just laughed.
  • My best buy went on a blind date yesterday and guess who showed p? His sister. Lmao. I’m still laughing.
  • I went on a blind date last night. Immediately he told me the only reason he agreed to go out with me was because I had a nice body & wanted sex. Poured my water on him & walked out.
  • That awkward moment when your blind date is your ex-boyfriend from your freshman year in high school.
  • I once went on a blind date where I had a legitimate fear he might kill me. When we were in the car I pulled strands of my hair and hid it around his car to leave evidence behind just in case.
  • My roommate was supposed to go on a blind date with a guy but I answered the phone where he called her … her blind date and I have been married for 1 year now.
  • My blind date has mentioned how much he hates tattoos on women twice in 10 minutes. My sleeve is hidden under my sweater. Time to ‘use the bathroom’.
  • I cancelled a group project meeting last night to go on a blind date. The girl turned out to be one of my group members. So we spent the date outlining our proposal.
  • I went on a great blind date with a guy named Peter. My last 2 boyfriends are named Peter. I think the universe is fucking with me.
  • I once hooked up with a guy and gave him a fake number and name. Months later my best friend set me up on a blind date with him. He recognized me, you can imagine how awkward that conversation was.
  • I went on a blind date and his mother rang me the next day to see how it went.
  • Asked a girl out sort of a blind date and she said yes. We talked more and then she asked me to pay for her nails and haircut before the date. Date cancelled.
  • My roommate brought her blind date back to our apartment. It was my brother.
  • A customer bitched me out at work and demeaned me for something that I had zero control over. My blind date with her that night was awkward.
  • Tomorrow I will help my best friend get ready for a blind date I set him up on. He has no idea the date is with me.
  • I just went on a blind date and when I showed up to the restaurant, it was my ex wife.
  • I think the most awkward thing I ever encountered is being a stoner on a blind date with a cop.

 

Source: Whisper

 

 

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